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infinity-awaits-you:

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infinity-awaits-you:

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sassysharpshooter:

yoursourwolfisshowing:

slowbro-the-kid:

SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO KROGER TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE MY MCNUGGETS GET COLD

AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE STARTS FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL

THEN I REMEMBER IM WEARING THIS SHIRT

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I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

In heinzsight you should have checked what you were wearing.

Careful, or this joke might ketchup with you.

(Source: lewinlight, via sorry)

Nova Scotia
infinity-awaits-you:

Made pancakes, we’re chefs @alexbernard16 😘 #pancakes #breakfast #orangejuice #blueberries #yum #foodporn #foodies #chefs